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Wormhole Diner

Booth seating available in this reality, and a few adjacent ones.

Today's Cosmic Special

The cook doesn't take requests. Ring the bell and see what came through.

No slip printed yet. The kitchen is waiting on you.

  1. No. 1Nebula Pancakesstacked five high, comet syrup on the side4.2
  2. No. 2Black Hole Chilibottomless bowl — we mean that literally5.0
  3. No. 3Grilled Wormhole Cheeseextra crispy event horizon3.8
  4. No. 4Asteroid Hash Brownshand-mined this morning2.9
  5. No. 5Photon Toasttwo slices of light, lightly buttered2.2
  6. No. 6Void Milkshakeflavor: yes3.5